Did Headbands Have a Role in Donald Trump’s Election Victory?

Should we be taking headbands more seriously?

A few nights ago, I dreamed that athletes acquired superpowers upon wearing headbands. Once these accessories were placed on the heads of male and female athletes, the wearer had the ability to run faster, score more goals, shoot more baskets, and get more tackles.

Is that realistic?

According to scientists who study brain patterns, creating a bind around the skull and securing the hair might make this feasible.

Recently, while the US election was taking place, I noticed that several commentators and people in Donald Trump’s campaign were wearing headbands. As such, he might have gotten an extra push.

This leads me to believe that Grand Headband might be just what I need to take my own game to the next level.